why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
Fun story, when my dad passed away he requested that everyone have masks of his face, bird is the word on loop in the background, and a clown nose on him or a photo of him that everyone had to honk. We did all of those things and it had to be the most awkward experience ever.